NEW PHONE!

Comin' attcha from mah new PHONE!

Components of Procrastination

The minty-ness of Wrigley's Doublemint gum has infiltrated my mouth, in the best way possible.

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head is the soundtrack of the moment.

I have a lot of homework, none of which is due tomorrow.

"Facebook is where productivity goes to die."- Emiko

Beautifully put.

Philosophy 2-0-whatever would like me to read Letter From Birmingham Jail by tomorrow. It also wants me to finish my paper about human suffering by Wednesday the 2nd. NO PROBLEM. I GOT THIS.

Psychology 101 wants me to read chapter eight for my lab tomorrow, finish my paper about teenage sexuality by monday the 30th, and prepare for the 4th exam of the quarter, which ALSO happens to be on monday.

Math 101 wants me to study chapter 7 for the test we have tuesday.

Okay, I totally lied. I DEFINITELY have homework due tomorrow.


I'm sitting in the Student Union & Recreation Center (SURC) right now. These people next to me are talking about how scary Paranormal Activity was.
I have a message for them:
GROW UP NOOBS.

Shout out to my one follower, Tjos.

Kay I really gotta do HW now....enjoy this video as I become a book slave.

R.I.P

I am sorry to report, that Room 244 has suffered a loss.
Roco and Obama, my favorite little fish passed on today. Obama went first, he went suddenly, and I can only hope it was painless.

I can only assume that it was the grief of loosing a dear friend that took Roco approximately an hour after Obama.

They will be missed.

Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity...




CONSIDER YOURSELF PWNED.

Friday the 13th, you’re a dumb beezey.

Dear Friday the 13th,
How dare you? It wasn’t until 10 o’clock that I realized how you had negatively affected my otherwise splendid day!
Let’s recap you’re meanness appearances shall we (in order of appearance)?

*You made me over sleep, YET AGAIN!!! Only allotting me twenty minuets to get ready AND get to class.

*THE ROOMMATE TRAVESTY….That’s all I’m going to say because sometimes mom and dad read this…

*Getting hit in the leg with a volleyball!!!

*FALLING DOWN ON THE ICE

*AND YET ANOTHER ROOMMATE DILEMMA

Really Friday the 13th? Really? How about you space out your torture, spread the hate…effer….

EFF YOU,
Maddie

P.S Dad, Mom…I’m going to be swearing on my blog. Please don’t be too offended.

Nice and Cleannnnnn

Look how happy my little guys look in their fresh & clean home!

A haiku for you:

Roco, Obama
Fishies, fishies, fishies, swim
You guys are so cute.

November 10th

TOLD.

My life is quickly turning into a sappy love ballad.

Why must everyone insist on leaving me alone this weekend? DO I SENSE A CONSPIRACY ?!?!

Well, I guess I won't be alone...my roommate will be here...and she will probably be bringing some guests.

That's not really the kind of company I was hoping for.... heh.

SO this weekend I will be giving my soul to the British sitcom Coupling, homework and hanging out with my three fictional besties Ron, Harry and Hermione as they track down horcruxes. CAN YOU BEAT THAT?

You probably can.

FML.

Ah!

I've reached a bump in the road. I have had a splendid evening full of origami, Kimonos and some very tasty japanese candy. I cleaned my room while listening to the sweet sounds of John Mayer, and I did some grocery shopping, so I have a lot of food. I sat down at my partially tidy desk and started thinking about my classes for next quarter. I then proceeded to pull out my math book and study for my test....then I hit a bump...I have no idea what to put on the one note card I am allotted for the test! The test it culmitave, so there's five chapters worth of crapola that could come in handy....AHH, AYUDAME!!!!

Sleep sounds splendid right now....damn note card.
Damn blogging...I why did I spend 10 minuets on this when I SHOULD be doing that damn note card?

I love you all.
Enjoy this picture:

November 4th, 2009

Have you guys ever had to write a paper in APA format?

IT SUCKS. Apparently I wasn't citing my work enough...I don't really know...I was confused...I am confused. SO I decided to be proactive and go talk to my psych TA during her office hours. Guess what, her office hours are only 3 days a week, one hour a day 9:30-10:30. I have math until 9:50, no problem, that gives me a half an hour. So today, I packed up my laptop and the rough draft of my paper and hiked on over to the psychology building, up FOUR FLIGHTS OF STAIRS ready to cite the crap out of my paper. I found 456, I thought that's where her office hours were...I was wrong. I'll try again tomorrow.





Awhhhhhhh

Cute right? I really don't have much to say about that cute puppy.





Have you ever visited the website textsfromlastnight.com?

I love it. However, I am currently very disappointed with the quality of these text messages.
Dear TFLN (texts from last night),
Step up your game. How about some variety?
Love,
Maddie



Do you listen to The Raconteurs?

God I hope so.

Hands
"Girl you got those eyes that see
Help me find the good that's inside me
'Cause you're the only one who really knows
How the feeling comes and why it goes"

.....Is anybody else troubled by the fact that when you type "Lyrics to Hands" into google, the first thing that pops up is the Jewel song?

November 3rd, 2009

Did you know I have two fish?


Their names are Roco and Obama, and they're awesome.
I just cleaned the fish tank. It was time, Roco and Obama had been living in less than sanitary conditions for like a week...and Obama had developed some sort of weird white coat on his left side. I had about two hours between classes, so I changed the water.
My favorite little guys are now swimming around in clean water, and having a blast with the bubbles supplied by their bubble buddy. However Obama is still at tad sluggish so I decided to leave the top off the tank to give him some more light....Can fish get jaundice? I bet they can. I bet that's what Obama has, he probably just needs more light...





Have you seen Away We Go?

See it. It's awesome.
Man I love indie films. They're awesome, and the soundtracks, usually kick butt. Away We Go has a great soundtrack, it's dominated by Alexi Murdoch...you should youtube him as well.





Alexi Murdoch

Breath
"So don't forget to breathe
Don't forget to breathe
Your whole life is here
No eleventh hour reprieve
So don't forget to breathe"

November 2nd, 2009

Components de my day.


It's awesome!




(860): You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
Harry Potter+ Texts from last night= a never empty vat of happiness.

Fader
"I'm in transit
But I'm stranded on this boat
And I pledge myself allegiance
To a better night's sleep at home"
-Temper Trap

Definitely the song of the day.
Look it up, I have not yet mastered putting music on blogs...but I will.







I endured cupcake debauchery today. WORST CUPCAKE EVER.
I miss the delicious cupcakes of the 206.