NEW PHONE!

Comin' attcha from mah new PHONE!

Components of Procrastination

The minty-ness of Wrigley's Doublemint gum has infiltrated my mouth, in the best way possible.

Natalie Portman's Shaved Head is the soundtrack of the moment.

I have a lot of homework, none of which is due tomorrow.

"Facebook is where productivity goes to die."- Emiko

Beautifully put.

Philosophy 2-0-whatever would like me to read Letter From Birmingham Jail by tomorrow. It also wants me to finish my paper about human suffering by Wednesday the 2nd. NO PROBLEM. I GOT THIS.

Psychology 101 wants me to read chapter eight for my lab tomorrow, finish my paper about teenage sexuality by monday the 30th, and prepare for the 4th exam of the quarter, which ALSO happens to be on monday.

Math 101 wants me to study chapter 7 for the test we have tuesday.

Okay, I totally lied. I DEFINITELY have homework due tomorrow.


I'm sitting in the Student Union & Recreation Center (SURC) right now. These people next to me are talking about how scary Paranormal Activity was.
I have a message for them:
GROW UP NOOBS.

Shout out to my one follower, Tjos.

Kay I really gotta do HW now....enjoy this video as I become a book slave.

R.I.P

I am sorry to report, that Room 244 has suffered a loss.
Roco and Obama, my favorite little fish passed on today. Obama went first, he went suddenly, and I can only hope it was painless.

I can only assume that it was the grief of loosing a dear friend that took Roco approximately an hour after Obama.

They will be missed.

Paranormal Activity

Paranormal Activity...




CONSIDER YOURSELF PWNED.

Friday the 13th, you’re a dumb beezey.

Dear Friday the 13th,
How dare you? It wasn’t until 10 o’clock that I realized how you had negatively affected my otherwise splendid day!
Let’s recap you’re meanness appearances shall we (in order of appearance)?

*You made me over sleep, YET AGAIN!!! Only allotting me twenty minuets to get ready AND get to class.

*THE ROOMMATE TRAVESTY….That’s all I’m going to say because sometimes mom and dad read this…

*Getting hit in the leg with a volleyball!!!

*FALLING DOWN ON THE ICE

*AND YET ANOTHER ROOMMATE DILEMMA

Really Friday the 13th? Really? How about you space out your torture, spread the hate…effer….

EFF YOU,
Maddie

P.S Dad, Mom…I’m going to be swearing on my blog. Please don’t be too offended.

Nice and Cleannnnnn

Look how happy my little guys look in their fresh & clean home!

A haiku for you:

Roco, Obama
Fishies, fishies, fishies, swim
You guys are so cute.

November 10th

TOLD.